Chapter 20: Operation Get Job
Swift recap: I met a guy in a nightclub in Las Vegas who convinces me I’m his soulmate. So I go home, dump my boyfriend, sell my car, quit my job, sublet my apartment and move to Huntington Beach. It lasts two weeks. Beat THAT reality shows. So now that my life savings is shrinking […]
Chapter 15: The Shitteth Has Hit The Fanneth
I’ve never been good at telling people I’m a comedian. It took me years- almost decades. And once I did start blasting the fact, I was annoyed cuz then someone always says, “You’re a comedian? Tell me a joke.” But in my younger years, I always felt like I had to say, “I’m a comedian/bartender.” […]
Chapter 14: What Happens In Vegas…
What year did the phrase, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” come out? Surely it was after May of 2002, right? Otherwise how do you explain a Canadian girl coming home from Sin City just to dump her boyfriend, quit her job, sell her car, sublet her apartment, and move to Huntington Beach for […]
Chapter 13: The Real Foosball Wives of Las Vegas
I’m going to Vegas, baby! First time since turning 21. (I was so young I told people I was going to Atlanta too, just cuz I had a connecting flight there.) Sure I’m going with my boyfriend and I don’t think you’re supposed to do that, but I’m pumped. I figured the trip would be […]